If you're listening, Britney Spears: go toward the light! The wigged-out pop tart is getting reacquainted with her spiritual side, posting a Bible-thumping blessing to fans on her website.
"The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me," Spears's new message states. "I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time."
The head-shaving, cooch-flashing, rehab-hopping baby neglecter signs off with the sanctimonious reminder, "We are all the lights of the world and we all need to continually inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney."
Despite the pious posting, Spears likely didn't seek styling tips from the local convent when choosing the accompanying picture, which features the topless, badly wigged pop tart covering her bare ta-tas with gloved hands. At least when Paris Hilton is pretending to be repentant, she wears a white dress.
"The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me," Spears's new message states. "I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time."
The head-shaving, cooch-flashing, rehab-hopping baby neglecter signs off with the sanctimonious reminder, "We are all the lights of the world and we all need to continually inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney."
Despite the pious posting, Spears likely didn't seek styling tips from the local convent when choosing the accompanying picture, which features the topless, badly wigged pop tart covering her bare ta-tas with gloved hands. At least when Paris Hilton is pretending to be repentant, she wears a white dress.
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